We all know that some weird shit is bound to go down at the Met Gala.

When I first caught a glimpse of her from the front, all I thought was, Stunning.

Herbaby hairswere swooped and looped to perfection and bedazzled with some very tiny gems.

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Her winged eyeliner was sharper than the spikes on the Statue of Liberty’s crown.

Her skin was perfection.

When is it not?

Alicia Keys attends The 2022 Met Gala Celebrating In America An Anthology of Fashion at The Metropolitan Museum of Art…

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Woven with something I’m finding very hard to describe.

It’s like a black-and-silver ribbon… made out of CDs… bedazzled CDs?

It’s what she does best.

Alicia Keys attends The 2022 Met Gala Celebrating In America An Anthology of Fashion at The Metropolitan Museum of Art…

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