The culprit this time is"brownie glazed lips."

Fascinating, I know.

So when I finally watched Bieber’s initial video, I immediately wished I hadn’t.

Hailey Bieber Glazed Donut Lips

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Everything she does is somehow noteworthy no matter how basic or well-known that thing is.

I wish I could say this was isolated to the clock app but sadly, it’s not.

Long nails were once seen as “ghetto” when Black and Latina women proudly flaunted them.

hailey bieber with light makeup and glossy lips

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But within recent years, they have become en vogue for white women.

It just meansyoudon’t know about it.

Are you not tired?

destiny’s child at 1999 soul train awards in black outfits and glossy lips

Destiny’s Child at the 5th Annual Soul Train Lady of Soul Awards in 1999

Because I am, and there’s only so much foolishness I can handle in one day.

Anything else, I’m not interested in.

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Halle Berry at the 16th Annual National CableACE Awards in 1995

side by side images of mary j blige with  white fur hat and brown lined glossy lips and lil kim smiling with white…

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