This is, in a word, deranged.

Just like these commenters dont know anything about Kristen Stewart, I dont know anything about the commenters.

While what I consider frivolous displays of wealth (in this economy?!)

kristen stewart with blonde hair and dark roots

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I am a person who tried for about three months to plan awedding.

Eventually, we both said fuck this!

and have gone happily back to being technically engaged with no pressure to actually tie the proverbial knot.

Kristen Stewart and Dylan Myer on their wedding day in april 2025

Yes, I am still using the surreptitiously taken photos because I know you want to see what all the fuss is about.

And if you dont have time for a root touchup beforehand?