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Her nose is a family heirloom “The chicken face,” she calls it.

Sonja Morgan on a collage of money diamonds and blue sky.

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“It’s a very signature family look.”

charmingly but fiercely straight, in the manner of a young conservative politician.

She looks nothing if not American.

Wednesday she’s getting her eyebrows done with Victoria at the Julien Farel salon.

Then she followed her to Fekkai’s salon at Henri Bendel.

But anyways she’s at Julien Farel now, which is at the Regency.

There might be an interview, or a photoshoot, and on this particular Wednesday there might be both.

There might also be a veneer cleaning.

The rest of the week is still kind of up in the air.

(Morgan ultimately canceled the appointment.)

This year isMorgan’s tenthas a cast member on theReal Housewives of New York City.

(Unlike the pageant system, there are no winners in theHousewivesuniverse.)

Four years later, she joined the show for its third season.

More specifically, they taught her to eat slowly at meals.

“Enjoy the people youre with in life,” she says.

And she loves talking beauty.

Say what you want about Sonja Morgan, but it is probably unoriginal and thus worth keeping to yourself.

Not that Morgan needs for storylines: She is a hilarious presence on the show.

At times she operates like a self-aware(-ish!)

Morgan knows how to be consumed.

She attempts to add spice wherever possible.

“People always want to know the crazy things I take,” Morgan says.

She credits this to an inside-out approach to beauty, literally, beginning with “poop pills.”

Raquelle is an intern.

“What else do I take?”

You feel like youre shopping.

Or having sex!"

I can’t stress enough this potassium, magnesium, calcium and [vitamin] Bs, she advises.

And maca powder, which you’ve got the option to put in your shakes.

Morgan is also refreshingly candid about her experiences with cosmetic surgery.

“Over the years, I just got tired of the trout mouth,” she says.

“I did the threads twice, but it was just lifting the drapes.

You’ve got to go to a different doctor for different things.

Dr. Jacono does two face lifts a day.”

Dr. Kassir has “been trying to do my nose jobs for years,” Morgan says.

“But I told you, I like my nose.

I’ve yet to meet a doctor who can give me a nose I like.”

Beauty professionals of every stripe and order will approach Morgan about adorning her with their services.

Shes thinking about it.

I cant tell you how many people bring in pictures of Sonja, Nazarian says.

They say, Whatever she is doing, I wantthat.

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